Me 4 Mayor!

Sorry again for my continued absence from my page. Life has been moving pretty fast lately, and my fingers don't always have time to do much walking. Here's a little taste of what I've been up to:



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The Best Weatherman...Ever

Hello, young lovers. I know, I know. It's been a while since I dropped a knowledge bomb, but here you go, my babies. Witness, my vote for Outstanding Meteorologist of the Century...(bear in mind, this is a live telecast)

Line Rider, Meet Mario

Here's a lovely little video that combines two of my previously-seen loves: Line Rider and Super Mario. That's really all the explanation you need and all you're gonna get.

Super Mario: Frustration

Okay, this is pretty long, but it's sooo worth it. Really brings me back to the day. Fuck you, koopas!

Slalom Skier Nutshot

Wow, has it really been that long since I've blogged? Sorry, dudes, my time has been so wrapped up in getting the new WANT going online. Launching soon, my babies.

In the meantime, here's a little something. I believe the title of this post says it all, although the skier's sounds and the commentator's, uh, comments elevate this to art.

My New Favorite Show

You won't find it anywhere on cable, but this show's got it all, baby: swords, sorcery, and sex. Elves screwing demons. That's right. It's The World of Whorecraft. Definitely NSFW (unless you have a private office like moi). Starting with Episode 1: "Rogues Do It From Behind" to Episode 2: "Pirate Booty", this shit is pure magic. The next episode is the season finale, and I for one can not wait.

Jump on board, baby.

Sweet Memories

Aah, Kenan. How far you've come since Good Burger. In this sketch, he actually reminds me of my own dear, sweet mother. Rest her soul.