My Head Hurts

Don't ask. Long night. Longer story. And speaking of long, that's what she said. heh heh heh

Ran across this video (sent to me by an old frat buddy). I almost fell out of my chair:



I've watched it 12 times today already. Gets funnier every time.

Just an Average Day

Just got back from a meeting with Gloria. What a wacko. And she always leaves me with that song stuck in my head. "G-L-O-R-I-A!" I'm currently writing this and playing online solitaire and backgammon at the same time. I am so king of the world.

Well, I haven't dropped by to see Hailey yet. Better go get my daily half-chub working. Then it's another meeting. At least this one's at Hooters.

All Aboard

Well, here we go down the information super-highway. I'll be your driver. Please keep all hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times, and don't make me turn this thing around.