A Collection of Dane Cook Punch Lines

In the face!

Okay, seriously, I'm done with this guy now. On to other things.

Dane Cook's New Movie Getting Raves!

Dane Cook's new movie Employee of the Month is getting absolutely rave reviews. Check it:

"Employee of the Month lacks originality!" -FirstShowing.net
"...nothing to recommend it!" -The Washington Post
"Directed...with the flair of a training video!" -The New York Times
"1 1/2 stars!" -USA Today
"...kind of like Office Space, except nowhere near as funny!" -The Seattle Times
"Mundane!" -Battle Creek Enquirer

The people have spoken.

Why Dane Cook Rocks

Have you heard of this guy? Apparently he's the king of awkward pauses and ironically bad acting as shown by this week's episode of "Saturday Night Live". This guy's a genius. It must be really hard to appear to act so badly and to fight all the comedy that's given to you in a script.

And no one can make an audience sit in awkward silence like him. Brilliant. Can't wait for his next movie.