Rich's Big Time Kick Ass Blog

Me 4 Mayor!

2007-10-31T22:38:00.000-04:00

Sorry again for my continued absence from my page. Life has been moving pretty fast lately, and my fingers don't always have time to do much walking. Here's a little taste of what I've been up to:

Vote for me, the smart choice!

The Best Weatherman...Ever

2007-07-31T23:14:00.000-04:00

Hello, young lovers. I know, I know. It's been a while since I dropped a knowledge bomb, but here you go, my babies. Witness, my vote for Outstanding Meteorologist of the Century...(bear in mind, this is a live telecast)

Line Rider, Meet Mario

2007-05-21T23:20:00.001-04:00

Here's a lovely little video that combines two of my previously-seen loves: Line Rider and Super Mario. That's really all the explanation you need and all you're gonna get.

Super Mario: Frustration

2007-05-04T15:03:00.000-04:00

Okay, this is pretty long, but it's sooo worth it. Really brings me back to the day. Fuck you, koopas!

Slalom Skier Nutshot

2007-04-06T13:06:00.000-04:00

Wow, has it really been that long since I've blogged? Sorry, dudes, my time has been so wrapped up in getting the new WANT going online. Launching soon, my babies.

In the meantime, here's a little something. I believe the title of this post says it all, although the skier's sounds and the commentator's, uh, comments elevate this to art.

My New Favorite Show

2007-02-08T23:19:00.000-05:00

You won't find it anywhere on cable, but this show's got it all, baby: swords, sorcery, and sex. Elves screwing demons. That's right. It's The World of Whorecraft. Definitely NSFW (unless you have a private office like moi). Starting with Episode 1: "Rogues Do It From Behind" to Episode 2: "Pirate Booty", this shit is pure magic. The next episode is the season finale, and I for one can not wait.

Jump on board, baby.

Sweet Memories

2007-02-06T13:48:00.000-05:00

Aah, Kenan. How far you've come since Good Burger. In this sketch, he actually reminds me of my own dear, sweet mother. Rest her soul.

Coolest Game Ever

2007-01-28T00:14:00.000-05:00

OMG! Who would've thought that stick figures could be so violent and gory? This game is sweet on so many levels. You must try it.

Play Stickman Madness

Another Star Wars Edit?

2007-01-23T14:09:00.000-05:00

George Lucas is getting a little out of control. First Greedo shoots first, and now this?

In Your Face, Kajagoogoo

2007-01-10T22:52:00.000-05:00

Check out one of the latest videos from...wait for it...A-HA! Yeah, that's right, baby. They're still kicking out the jams and making ultra-awesome videos. This one even has some flashes of nudity. Yeah, they know who they're rocking for.

The intro guy is so excited, he's totally speaking in tongues.

Well, I'm Sold

2007-01-07T22:37:00.001-05:00

I gotta get me one of those Wiis. Or would that be Wiii?

Konichiwa

2007-01-04T19:07:00.000-05:00

I was checking out my monster satellite feeds of Japanese TV (gotta love those game shows, baby), and I stumbled upon this little trailer for The Transformers introduced by Steven Spielberg and Michael Bay.

One word: Insecticons.

The Best Commercial Ever

2006-12-21T10:06:00.000-05:00

Oh my god. Every commercial should start this way. And they should all be this craptastically awesome.

A Very Special Christmas Gift

2006-12-20T13:09:00.000-05:00

I think I know what I'm getting all my special lady friends out there this year. Check it one time.

My Cute Little Niece

2006-12-19T15:49:00.000-05:00

So I got this video postcard from my cute little niece. She's quite the spitfire. Takes after her Uncle Rich, although I tend not to swear as much.

Yo, Bust a Move

2006-12-06T08:34:00.000-05:00

Okay, this kid's spins are a little gay, but other than that, he reminds me a lot of me back in the day, bustin' moves to Newcleus and Whodini. Can I get a little "Freaks Come Out At Night"?

The Most Uncomfortable Barbara Walters Has Ever Been

2006-12-02T21:06:00.000-05:00

Danny DeVito is my new hero. Check out the completely unabashed, drunk off his ass appearance on "The View". Barbara Walters clearly just wants to curl up and die. Naturally, I didn't see this live. Chicks talking? Yeah, sign me up for that. Nice piece of publicity for his movie that looks like it sucks. Maybe I should try this for the next Alexandra opus.

Thank you, Paris Hilton (and the Germans)

2006-12-01T23:14:00.000-05:00

Awesome. Just when it looked like Britney Spears was going to come out of the whole Feder-fiasco looking a little respectable, our girl Paris Hilton came riding to the rescue. Thank God we have our favorite trailer trash nymphette back. If I may be so bold, she's now skankier than ever.

Hold my calls. I'll be watching this for the rest of the day:

Back to blogging

2006-11-20T19:05:00.000-05:00

All right, my peeps. I see it's been a while since I shared the knowledge. It's been a hectic few weeks here at Vanity. I spent most of it playing Line Rider. Have you checked this shit? Awesome. Dig the best one ever:

Play the game here. It's so awesome.

A Collection of Dane Cook Punch Lines

2006-10-11T22:52:00.000-04:00

In the face!

Okay, seriously, I'm done with this guy now. On to other things.

Dane Cook's New Movie Getting Raves!

2006-10-06T23:44:00.000-04:00

Dane Cook's new movie Employee of the Month is getting absolutely rave reviews. Check it:

"Employee of the Month lacks originality!" -FirstShowing.net
"...nothing to recommend it!" -The Washington Post
"Directed...with the flair of a training video!" -The New York Times
"1 1/2 stars!" -USA Today
"...kind of like Office Space, except nowhere near as funny!" -The Seattle Times
"Mundane!" -Battle Creek Enquirer

The people have spoken.

Why Dane Cook Rocks

2006-10-03T11:12:00.000-04:00

Have you heard of this guy? Apparently he's the king of awkward pauses and ironically bad acting as shown by this week's episode of "Saturday Night Live". This guy's a genius. It must be really hard to appear to act so badly and to fight all the comedy that's given to you in a script.

And no one can make an audience sit in awkward silence like him. Brilliant. Can't wait for his next movie.

My Head Hurts

2006-09-29T16:32:00.000-04:00

Don't ask. Long night. Longer story. And speaking of long, that's what she said. heh heh heh

Ran across this video (sent to me by an old frat buddy). I almost fell out of my chair:

I've watched it 12 times today already. Gets funnier every time.

Just an Average Day

2006-09-28T14:06:00.000-04:00

Just got back from a meeting with Gloria. What a wacko. And she always leaves me with that song stuck in my head. "G-L-O-R-I-A!" I'm currently writing this and playing online solitaire and backgammon at the same time. I am so king of the world.

Well, I haven't dropped by to see Hailey yet. Better go get my daily half-chub working. Then it's another meeting. At least this one's at Hooters.

All Aboard

2006-09-27T23:35:00.000-04:00

Well, here we go down the information super-highway. I'll be your driver. Please keep all hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times, and don't make me turn this thing around.