Thank you, Paris Hilton (and the Germans)

Awesome. Just when it looked like Britney Spears was going to come out of the whole Feder-fiasco looking a little respectable, our girl Paris Hilton came riding to the rescue. Thank God we have our favorite trailer trash nymphette back. If I may be so bold, she's now skankier than ever.

Hold my calls. I'll be watching this for the rest of the day: